
Another week, another fucktard...for those who know me, just skip to end, for those who dont, please find my list of requirements below:1. I'm straight. Even if I were bisexual, I'd be disinclined to share, therefore, do not ask.2. I do not want to see a picture of your cock before I have seen a picture of your face. Its just not right for me to see that before I know your damn name.3. If you do not have reasonable grasp of the english language, this is not the medium in which to meet people, and I am not the woman (in any medium) for you.4. Unlike most females, I actually do not like assholes of any ilk. Next please.5. I do not date, have sex with, or other wise entertain males who cannot recall seeing Star Wars in the theatre. I also am not interested in anyone who was a parent when said event occured.6. I am not looking for a long term relationship, neither am I closed off to the idea. Its possible, but you'd really have to impress me. I like my life, and see little room for changing it to accomodate a guy with an insatiable passion for men in tight pants chasing a piece of dead pig.7. I have an extremely busy schedule, and must plan in advance for my "activities". Therefore, do not waste my time with "can you meet me in an hour?"8. In the interest of protecting my own person from whatever loonies might make it past this gauntlet, I should mention that I make sure that my 3 brothers, all Marines, know t
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he address and phone number of any person I choose to meet. They also have red hair. I would strongly advise against any type of force. Its really a bad idea.9. I actually mean what I say. Don't make me repeat myself, its tedious.And now, A word from the bitch that wrote this:Heres the part of my profile where I shamelessly mock the stupider emails that I recieve. Enjoy, my friends and fuck off to my foes.Oh friends and fair readers, what a week it has been. Clearly, the days just prior to valentines day are rife with bullshitastical dumbassery. And just as clearly, my inbox is not to be spared from such carnival house of mirror reflections of the human race. At least, I think they are human. Hey, its Valentines week, im feeling generous. No, wait, thats just heartburn. My bad.*********DELILAH'S FUCKTARD OF THE WEEK***********This week's recipeint writes:"your a wierd hippy freak ... try another site ... I don't think you'll have much luck here "Dear Unfortunate Genetic Accident,Procreating isnt for everyone, as one would think your parents would have been wise to tell you. Allow me to illuminate this issue for you. Hippies ate granola and wore tie dye. They got stoned, fucked alot and STILL managed to stop a war somewhere in there. Calling me a hippie isn't an insult. I should like to point out to you, however, that a WOMAN having a CHOICE about who spends time between her legs isnt a LIBERAL view unless you are a gun totting malitia man from Virginia...oh wait, you are from Virginia. Lets try this in language you might comprehend:Mongo no zug-zug. Planet need saving. Mongo wax dolphin. Good Mongo.As for my luck, well, contrary to your shinning example, I only fucked 3 people this week. I'll have to try harder. Good thing its only Wednesday.Have a nice day,~Dee
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